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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

This is reality

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This is reality

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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    She’s judging the husband for using a Sony product now that they’ve enshittified.

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      I’ve been annoyed since multi-player became a paid service since the ps3, but it’s nice to finally have some validation. Only took 20 years but…

      E: and we can’t forget the rootkit fiasco either

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      They enshittified long before the PS5 came out. I think it’s been about two decades since the music CD rootkit scandal, for instance.

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      Bit late to the party. They got caught infecting their customers’ machines with rootkits back in 2005.

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    why not get a husband? similar interests right?

    • forkDestroyer@infosec.pub
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      One of my best relationships was with a woman who enjoyed sex, movies, and videogames as much as I did. They’re out there.

      • Nima@leminal.space
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        points to self yes, we are. we’re just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.

    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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      Fuck it. Get two. Every night is boys night!

    • bold_omi@lemmy.today
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      👍

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Protip: You can turn that beep off so your wife won’t get pissed.

    • Bakkoda@lemmy.world
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      What’s the fun in that?

  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Seems like she’s trying to sleep?

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Sleep is for the weak. Now be my medic and cover me.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        NOW, DOKTOR!

  • tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    ok boomer

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    Wife bad huh huh huh funny

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      To me this reads as “look how dysfunctional we are! I don’t know how to communicate! Lol!”

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    Should have asked what she wanted to do instead

    • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      She wants you to know what she wants so she doesn’t have to do the work figuring it out, because she wants to be a child again.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      “Whatever you want to do.”

      “I have a headache.”

      “I’m fine!”

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        Try having more money and those excuses vanish

        • derek@infosec.pub
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          It has nothing to do with money. This is something people will struggle with sans agriculture and in a perfect gift economy utopia.

          Only boring people are bored (and depression is not boredom).

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      Yeah, that’s totally how it works.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Maybe they should have expanded on their ‘nah’ then

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      Happy wife, happy life.

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