They always be changing or excluding details when adapting books to film. 😔

“Why do you keep calling me Haymitch?”

“That guy said your name was Haymitch.”

“No… He said ‘Hey, Mitch.’ My name is Mitch.”

My bf knows a ridiculous number of people. But he’s a pretty outgoing and super friendly guy who loves to party. 🤷‍♂️

There used to be a drink called Marley’s Mellow Mood that had hemp seed oil in it and it was like the opposite of an energy drink. I loved it.

I just want someone in my life I can refer to as “my mysterious benefactor.” Is that so much?

After seeing John Oliver’s latest episode, I can only add one thing to this topic:

🎵 I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW! 🎵

(apparently shit like JG Wentworth is basically a scam preying on people with literal brain damage)

At least their controllers were pretty energy efficient. The controllers for a Quest also use AA batteries, but they drain those fuckers in like half an hour.

The game doesn’t punish you for being any race

Have you never played Morrowind as a Khajit or Argonian?

They can’t wear shoes or helmets. So they are mechanically punished by not having two armor slots available to them that every other race has. /s

Would they still think that after I explain what it really is (angels bowling in heaven)?

What gnarly-ass cave is the universe itself inside? 🤔

Like, I don’t know whether to believe that the universe is all-encompassing or if, it too, is just another layer of a matroska doll of containers.

The Rock would definitely do a remake of Silent Running. They’d have a jungle on the spaceship.

Isn’t that just if they ask for their steak anything other than rare?

Probably easier there. Records are just a bunch of physical grooves which are “read” by a physical needle scraping over them. CDs are read using a laser and at way higher speeds. But a camera uses light to work, too, so 🤷‍♂️

Imagine if someone managed to make software for your phone that could use the camera to read a compact disc. That would be rad as fuck.

If you see a working clock say 12:00 and it’s sunny outside and you’re not above a certain latitude: it’s noon

When you’re part of a sleep test but didn’t study

Make it an official WH40K film, like it was written to be.

What they are proposing isn’t even an actual DDOS. It’s essentially the “Reddit kiss of Death.” It also would be wholly ineffectual, since free accounts for AI bullshit impose a lot of restrictions and limitations that mean you’re not sucking up their bandwidth.

drops acid

has life altering realization

“Yeah, so all my pants are cargo pants now.”

This could be the only acceptable time a spanking is in order.