Same, unless it’s sill flogging AI nonsense.

Going to Walmart was your first mistake

The first part I don’t believe is “he thought”.

If they’d do that they should go with Lake Americest. Double meaning, with “est” meaning the most, and “cest” because Donald Trump raped his own daughter in her penthouse bedroom as a child.

Here’s the real shower thought: would Bunnicula have murdered Violet after she turned in to a blueberry?

After a certain point they don’t really get dirtier. It’s like zen or something idk.

No elevators nearby

Three types of damages are compensatory, punitive, and treble. Compensatory damages are the actual damages with which a plaintiff needs compensation. Punitive damages are issued to punish the behavior. Treble punishments add three times compensatory damages to further punish a defendant for outrageous actions.

Until they break out a blacklight or dip your tank

Have you noticed how awful autocorrect has become? I remember back in Android 9 you had to try to make it get it wrong. Now it’s this and Apple has it just as bad.

It depends on where you are, and “treble” is the word you want.

In reality yes, hence the title

Is this the new cakefarts?

Sugar alcohol versions are a thing now too but that’s a good thing.

Stone ground

They’re just another HFCS drink now, I don’t think the bottles are even glass anymore.

Bawls isn’t using real sugar anymore fyi

inb4 Taylor Swift