toynbee

Almost three decades ago, my mom told me that her father had despaired of in-his-era kids being unable to read analog clocks.

Sorry, friend.

When I was a kid, I perused a book called “Are You Normal?”

I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.

Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.

I can’t find the clip at the moment, but in one of my favorite shows - American Dad! - there’s a moment where the main protagonist declared z’s no longer cool, decreeing that they must all be replaced with s’s. Then says: “Sorry, sleeping people, you sound like snakes now.”

This reminds me of that.

edit: Correct typo.