He’s maxing the antimax an antimaxmaxing if you will

9am? AM? That’s like the worst time. For anything.

I got another half a decade thank you very much

If I was as unhinged as I could be, I’d probably be dead. Those intrusive thoughts: “try swimming in the white water rapids, you can do it” would have gotten me.

It’s not called slop because it’s ugly. It’s called slop BECAUSE it’s AI which is a sloppy waste of resources. People sloppily rely on it too much causing their brains to go to slop. Execs sloppily believe it will replace their workers and fire them causing their companies to become… You guessed it. Slop.

That can’t be right Skyrim is the most recent mainline Elder Scrolls game and they release one every 5-ish years

She specifically got ‘April’ wrong in the ‘30 days has September, April, June and November’ mnemonic, saying ‘30 days has September, March, June and November’

It like the next line in the show.

It’s weird that April didn’t know how many days April has.

were are

Ameica is also experiencing an exodus right now. Which is what I figured the original comment was referring to.

She’s leaving the US not New Zealand, already left there.

Yeah it is hard to double cross your arms and make that last grip

Going by a normal Brandi Love theme: He was visiting his stepmom at her work.

What if their untrue statement is purely for a really good pun?

How’s retirement treating you?

I have a coworker near retirement who said he refused to use one because he didn’t want to feel like an old man. I told him my 30 year younger ass uses one. He just sighed and went “yeah, you’re right I should get one”.

New mood “If I’m going to find out anyway, might as well fuck around”

Why the fuck would I want to be challenged as a viewer?

Life is already challenging enough.

In Ds1 he only betrays you twice (once really if you’re on quickroll weight, you can just run over the bridge faster than it falls). And if you call him out on it he gives you humanity, which is probably the most valuable resource for undead. Then he sells you stuff and gossips about other characters.

Don’t remember what all he does in DS3

Patches is like the reverse of this. He betrays you immediately but once he realizes you’re not a greedy fool who’ll go hollow at the first sign of failure he’s chill.