Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.
- It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
- The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
- Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
- Die mad.
die mad
Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site
All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the “you have been banned” notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What’s the point of linking said post if it’s not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?
lemmy.world?
So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.
As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.
Darwin Award candidate.
He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children
Well, looks like the children’s fate will also be Russian cannon fodder at this rate…
What’s the term for when your stupidity destroys your kid’s chances of reproduction? A Darwin award once removed?
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May his life be short
Wish fuckin granted.
https://themalteseherald.com/2025/07/23/derek-huffman-confirmed-killed-with-drone/
Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.
His wife, Deanna Huffman, received a bag of potatoes at her home outside Moscow soon after her husband was killed in action.
Apparently his value was a (small) bag of potatoes.
He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.
”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.”
That’s a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there’s that Texan scholastic excellence for you.
I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.
A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.
Apparently he has already been killed. His family got the standard bag of potatoes
All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock
Tankie for your service
You have been banned from Lemmy․ml
Oh no anyway
Tankies are communist keyboard warriors, this guy’s a nazi
The only true tankie
dead man right there
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don’t think my story’s true, ask the blind man. He saw it too…
Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?
Yes. Wishing people to die is wrong unless they’re in power. You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself
Hah, that was a trick question designed to expose more pansies to block.
Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face
Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face
Probably not, as they’re not stupid enough to move to Russia.
No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason. They’ll find a reason for you. Do you even know how LAMF works?
At the beginning of this thread you told the original commenter to be ashamed for wishing an ironic death to someone who joined the Russian armed forces. Now you think Russians would be their peers? I’m honestly curious what your personal viewpoint is at this point
I may have messed this up.
The story goes like this (exaggerating, biased, etc…):
They: haha, hope they’ll die
Me: (moralizing) do not wish death on the internet
They: you’re so soft, I ban you
Me: (arrogantly) do it, but your peers (supporters in this thread) will find a reason for hoping that you die
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I like the theme of idiotry. Let’s unpack.
This guy’s an idiot. For whatever reason, let’s not focus on the MAGA stuff here. I’m an idiot because I try to moralize somewhere in Lemmy. You’re an idiot, because you support another idiot who’s hoping someone they don’t know die, while arguing with the me-idiot about guy-idiot.
What do we have, if we assume that we’re all idiots? Since you’re less of an idiot among us all, you’ll draw the picture
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. Go touch grass and stop arguing with people on the internet. I promise you’ll be happier.
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Wow, that’s a huge lesson he’s learning, you need to do a little research.
“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.
"Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
Ah, so he has learned the Russian language to a degree at least approaching fluency?
As has his wife?
And he has been teaching his kids Russian as well?
He does, after all, very seriously consider language as a fundamental element of a nation’s culture:
https://usa.news-pravda.com/usa/2025/06/05/323684.html
[Regarding Huffman’s stance on the Russo-Ukraine conflict, as of ~6 weeks ago]:
They took away their language and their religion from these inhabitants. They were oppressed, they tried to suppress their Russian culture. You can’t do that. I believe that the residents of Donbass are full members of a large Russian family. To tell the truth, I can’t fully understand what the Ukrainian government didn’t like, but I think it was just harassing the residents of Donbass. President [of Russia Vladimir] Putin tries to protect those whom he sees as members of his family, his brothers.
Hey… wait a minute…
[From another part of the article]:
… - emphasized the interlocutor of the “First Russian”.
No, of course he doesn’t speaking any fucking Russian, he’s a dumbass gun nut hyperconservative from Texas, he most likely can barely even speak English.
Ah you see, Americans who move abroad, no no, they aren’t immigrants… they are ex-pats, which is a totally different thing guys, for real.
What a fucking idiot.
I feel bad for his soon to be orphaned kids.
And dog.
Not his at least equally stupid wife though.
As a vet, tRump doing this pissed me off almost as much as anything else he did in his first term. Some of the most ardent service(wo)men I served with were part of this program around 2006-ish. Many of them stayed in past their required terms (which I think had to be 8-years if I’m not mistaken), unlike myself and others looking to get through college debt-free.
If you’re willing to put your life on the line for a country you aren’t currently a citizen of, you deserve to be a citizen of that country on the other side of that service.
He’s MAGA, he doesn’t know how to research.
Also, having a service record hasn’t stopped ICE one little bit.
Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s
They also don’t get any federal handouts. Anything they do get is from state programs in a handful of blue states.
Well that’s the problem! What is California doing helping immgrnts when they could be sending all that money to pay for the freeloading south?
More like the women who wouldn’t have sex with him for free.
I hope he takes several bullets in the teeth.
He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.
If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.
For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.
, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.
Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!( /s, just in case )
I know I like cock because I like my own cock. Yep, it really is that simple.
If I liked my cock I wouldn’t beat it up so much
That little fucker has made me make so many poor decisions in life.
