• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.

    • It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
    • The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
    • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
    • Die mad.
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    11 days ago

    He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.

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    9 days ago

    Apparently he has already been killed. His family got the standard bag of potatoes

  • fartographer@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

    A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

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      11 days ago

      He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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      11 days ago

      One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

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        11 days ago

        A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don’t think my story’s true, ask the blind man. He saw it too…

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    11 days ago

    Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?

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      11 days ago

      Yes. Wishing people to die is wrong unless they’re in power. You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself