I think the most soul crushing part of my former corporate life was that I believe almost all of the senders of such emails truly enjoy what they do.

Damnit, Klaus-crushed yet again.

Yeah same. Would like to go but tickets were like $159. Sorry but that’s a tank of gas (maybe).

You would think “border line disorder” would mean they would be unnaturally good at spotting and drawing lines along borders.

Just one of the many Mandela effects as the Matrix gets software updates (apparently from Microsoft employees). I saw the other day that Billy Idol is going to be in concert in my town coming up. I swear dude died on an airplane of cardiac arrest or something over a decade ago.

Grande confirmed. According to her he’s packing.

I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?

With a big hog.

First one should be free. Let the property investors pay the property taxes. Apparently they can afford them.

If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.

Hey a lot of Americans hate America because of Trump, too.

Link to the list? Now I’m curious . . .

My cats always get me in the morning. Stumbling around bleary eyed then “splut” big sticky stinky wet substance all over the bottom of my foot.

Hmmm.

Stormtrooper - can’t hit a target to save his life with high precision weaponry

Civil War weapons - very low precision

Civil War Stormtrooper - Accidentally the most lethal force on the battlefield?

Magnesium specifically is utilized for muscle relaxation. Potassium is used for muscle contraction.

So you’re saying if I ingest enough electrolytes I won’t need to eat veggies because they will invade my intestines of their own volition to get to the electrolyte treasures hidden within?

Magnesium. (prevents, not causes)

I’ve also heard that tonic water with quinine will stop cramping pretty much right away, though I haven’t tried it personally.

Up your magnesium game.

Just look at the awful things a woman president will do.

Well hey convicting them instead of just shooting them or dropping bombs on them is progress I guess.