The saddest part is that we have the technology and means to fix any and all of these, just not the desire.

‘Tis my profession as well. My life is all testing on Prod.

“The planet will be fine. We’re fucked.”

— St. Carlin

I’m so glad I don’t have any kids. That failure was a blessing in disguise

That would belong on Twitter, if it was 10 years ago and not full of nazis

If you leave your cheeseburger alone for more than 5 minutes, he’s impounding it

I used to love going to Babbage’s in the mall. So many King’s Quest boxes….

Ostriches and emus are fucking mother fuckers. I have stories.

forwardsfromgrandpa

Pssst… Track 6

So did the Punisher logo

The venn diagram is a circle

Ape business?

If I liked my cock I wouldn’t beat it up so much