My extensive research has pointed directly to a high likelihood that Barney would likely have farted at least once. The evidence is rather damning.

“It’s okay that you pay me to code all night because you pay me to sleep through meetings all day.”

Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a simple syrup with preservatives and spices and then call 'em a vegetable.

Shit, I’ve been pronouncing it “tomato”

And you just stick all the Ethernet wires in? Like a nasty naughty little thing.

The time so nice, they said it twice

Then you’d have countries trying to have their own beneficial categories made, and no one wants to compete against the USA in the “fastest to eat” category. Not that they couldn’t win, they just really don’t wanna.

If you eat Taco Bell, it goes in and comes out exactly the same. I honestly don’t know how they manage to keep collecting, processing, and serving the same diarrhea since 1962, but it’s no wonder they’ll win the Franchise Wars.

I’m from Texas and used to hate Oklahoma, because I was taught that was correct. I’ve since learned that’s essentially the poop calling the turd a piece of shit, but that’s beside the point. When I lived outside of Dallas, I once learned that I was less than an hour from Oklahoma. At that age, I’d never driven outside of Texas, and decided to check something off the “things I’ve done” list.

When I neared the border, I hesitated and asked myself if I really wanted my first out-of-state driving experience to be in Oklahoma. So, I turned around and drove back.

The point is, there’s still a delineation that determines when a person is someone who’s only driven in Texas vs someone who’s also driven in Oklahoma. The same kind of line is what’s being proposed by SatansMaggotyCumFart’s Law. Even if I covered myself in stomach acid, I could still identify as someone who has only ever driven in Texas, even if I looked and smelled like vomit.

As further evidence supporting my incredibly intelligible argument, the beloved founder of Globo Gym once noted:

in some cultures, they only eat vomit.

In conclusion, I took more time writing this comment than I should have, and I’m sorry if you read it.

Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

Hey, while you seem cool with making bad choices on the Internet today, let me help you make just one fewer faux pas:
In your YouTube link, you see that string that begins with ?is=? That’s a referral identifier so that Google can track who watched a video based on whose referral. The fact that this code can be internally associated with your Gmail account means that a third party has the potential to relate your Lemmy account to your Gmail account. While you’re not full-on doxxing yourself, you’re still inviting a potential invasion of your privacy.

So, swap your YouTube link with this cleaned link https://youtu.be/c2LTcqnFXY0, and good luck with the xenophobia.

He’s definitely earning money for nothing

This is about the same size as the liveable area of my house. Slightly larger, I think.

I checked my game manual and saw that the stick was the 3 button. But wiggling it did nothing. I definitely cried a little over that mission.

I’m sorry that you’ve contracted Sisyphus, but medicine should effectively clear it up if you caught it early enough.

Companies that own homes should pay a higher rate per house in general.

Also, I’m voting to raise my property taxes this year. I get the benefit of living in a house AND making sure that public schools can keep feeding and helping kids. Fucking yes please.

Maybe that’s what they want me to do!

That’s a pretty neat party trick. I can fit seven up my nose before it starts to tickle my brain.

Just like the Pied Piper

When I lived in NJ for a couple of years, the nearest Discount was in Ohio. I strongly considered the drive.

Maximum Hoff