• ReiRose@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

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        12 days ago

        A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don’t think my story’s true, ask the blind man. He saw it too…