That second one is so true… It’s especially easy with noodles to eat them so fast and so much that you basically fall into a coma immediately after finishing your 6th bowl…
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Man, what a timing. I did just cook too many noodles and ate the lot anyways, and am now battling the food coma. 🫠
Chew slower. You experience the flavor longer with the same fullness.
You gotta eat pizza fast so you can taste enough of it before the stomach has time to signal the brain it has had enough. 😌
The Romans had a solution for this, I believe
3 year olds often have the same solution
So did my cat
Oh man, mine too. I’ve got it under control by feeding him ever so slightly less gradually over time, and he got use to it. He use to graze just fine, but something changed and I had to switch to deliberate servings. Now it’s “meow meow meow” or gentle head butting for food. Three times a day.
Read the first part of your comment thinking you were talking about your child… :D
we spent 35 USD on an electric feeder for our lil dipshit and he got under control.
And my ax!
Vomitorium is just Latin for big doorway. They put vomitoria on the sports stadia for the crowds to fit through.
Obviously you need a big hole for a crowd to vomit through.
Who is letting their 3 year old eat “a couple slices of pizza”?
Edit: Below is a DiGiorno cheese pizza. This is for 1/4 of the pizza, which is two slices if it is cut into 8. This particular pizza is a 12" pie and equates to about a Medium from a typical restaurant. It is roughly half of a daily recommended intake of nutrients and calories for a three year old, and nearly 100% of their daily sodium recommendations, all in two fairly small slices. By all means, let your kids eat all the pizza they want… I’m sure the childhood obesity problem will sort itself out.
At no point is the size of the slice specified. We could be talking about a square-cut pizza or a pie-cut with thin (child-sized) slice. Maybe don’t jump straight to bad parenting on a cute story like this.
Wha? Toddlers are perfectly capable of eating pizza, lol. My 2-year-old fucking loves pizza. She’ll definitely eat a couple slices from a medium sized pizza no problem.
That’s too much salt for someone that size.
What if it’s homemade pizza to which you only add the bare minimum amount of salt?
gasp! my pizza bones! how dare you not put garlic salt on them!
Cause I put minced garlic in the tomato sauce. Seems more natural and also keeps the spice rack smaller.
i’ve got garlic salt, garlic powder, minced garlic, whole garlic, and a ginger garlic paste. granted, my spice rack is two shelves in the cabinet and another drawer, and an entire shelf in the fridge.
Damn, that’s a lot of space just for spices. Tbh, I wouldn’t get those even if I had the space because I haven’t yet found a recipe in which fresh garlic isn’t better than the alternatives, but that might just be me not knowing how to use them. I would find other things to fill up that space with, tho xD
Salt is very dangerous for kids. It’s made from mixing a chemical that explodes on contact with water and a chemical that the Nazis used to gas people.
The dangers about salt and/or sodium intake are somewhat overblown. https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/is-salt-bad-for-you
Not to mention, eating too much pizza is bad for more reasons than just salt and/or sodium, lol. Regardless, that’s why you don’t give toddlers (or kids/people in general) pizza all day, every day. It’s a go-to kind of food when you’ve been solo parenting, are dead ass tired/in a rush, and don’t feel like cooking that night.
Two slices is not a lot for a 3 year old.
Plus I’m sure they didn’t eat the crust
we serve our pizzas with this if we haven’t garlicked up the crust. yeah, they eat our crusts.
Well, it could also mean 3+ slices…
Two slices is plenty for a full grown adult.
That depends on the pizza.
An 18-inch diameter loaded with meaty toppings, on a crust robust enough to lift the triangle? Or mingy squares of paper-thin crust with a mere swipe of sauce and suggestion of cheese?
I’m a grown adult, and I can barely eat two slices.
Right? I assume its like a pizza on a tortilla or something, not like a slice from a 14" round.
That’s why microwaves were invented.
The average microwave won’t fit a three-year-old.
