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I was mostly referencing the latter but yeah

Fan? You were lucky to have a fan. We had a hoop and a stick

some of me

We named a female cat Dave before we knew she was female (we were bottle feeding her before we got her fixed. thought she was male. the vet corrected us, but she came when we called Dave down the hall so we weren’t changing her name). So from then on Dave was male when he was bad, female when she was good, and enby when they were neither.

in the states they are called bidets, the technical term is “washlet”

and not sexy ass, shitty ass

my surgeon wanted me to donate my body for research. he retired before i died (we expected me to survive ten years something like thirty years ago) but there’s a small corpus of research out there on me. seven or eight papers from various doctors. it’s kinda weird.

No a lot of strangers remember me because I was weird to them

me? most likely when it takes over my town

Yeah without all the gluten you can hardly taste the hooves this is an awful pizza

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When artificial intelligence becomes self aware, it will have earned a name better than AI. I like synthetic intelligence, personally.