My bad, all the other "sued"s confused me.

Sued the IRS why? No tax on tips?

Yes! But it’s made so many more!

I hope you typed that you had them spayed/neutered and autocorrect screwed it up

So walrus or narwhal, toothy?

It is Tuesday after all

Pecans>walnuts

Chicken, apples, craisins and mayo. With plenty of black pepper.

But now you have a supply of ponytail holders!

Super useful and also a great cat toy, UNDER SUPERVISION. (My cat had to have a bunch of them endoscoped out of her belly, so keep track of yours)

Well in this case that’s exactly why the hunt was 100% successful

While an argument could be made for “horde” because it’s a lot of individual animals who would rise as an army against him if they could, the correct word for this kind of evil dragon collection is “hoard.”

Just in case you need to use either word in a serious context

I think it would be great but yeah, ICE ironically has no chill and behaves as irrationally as their Führer. And with the Supremes in his pocket there’s not much recourse

Give ICE an excuse to round everyone up as “suspected illegals” and ship them to Angola?

Turn cost …Turncoats?

IF it were true (it’s Trump talking, so no) that he saw that image and thought “doctor” rather than “Jesus,” it demonstrates his complete and utter ignorance of anything related to Christianity. Which doesn’t shock me but will the Evangelicals

Link to the meme?

Or at least in a utility van

If you choose that route, make sure it’s immense enough that you’ll never be prosecuted for it.

You make it sound like one of those '50s “what she needs is a good spanking!” shrew-taming movies

He just cannot comprehend your lack of agility and reflexes.