It’s absolutely worth a watch. It gets made fun of a lot, but it’s really well made.

Like others have said, it’s really good. And it gave us one of the best songs ever:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3QAqZQYLIQ

It’s pretty good if you actually watch it.

It’s really very good.

Yeah, that has a name you know. It’s called graverobbing.

They cared only about a diamond rather than the history and people who died on the Titanic. They never deserved to have that it in the first place.

she did put it back so they can find it, that was nice

I thought they were searching for survivors.

Wild theory, but I think he just staged his death and is still alive today.

Alright, so this crew of treasure hunters wants to find this thing called The Heart of the Ocean, which is an enormous blue jewel that belonged to this lady named Rose, who was on the Titanic when it sank. They look at the Titanic and find a nude drawing of a slimthick redhead wearing it, and they show it on the news (you could do that in the 90s). Turns out Rose is still alive, actually, and they bring her to the boat to look for it, for some reason. Like, she has no nautical experience outside riding a sinking ship decades ago. If it was in a safe, or something, she could’ve just said “I was in room 420, it’s in the safe.” And there would be no need to bring her on the boat. Did they expect her to say “Yeah, I lost it while I was panicking on the mezzanine, let’s check there and hope nobody stole it while the ship was sinking, I guess.”

Anyway, there were no podcasts in the 90s, so she starts telling them about her life. She was rich, and had a rich fiancé named Billy Zane. Billy Zane gave her The Heart of the Ocean as an engagement gift, I think? Doesn’t really matter. But also on the Titanic are all these dirt-poor Irish motherfuckers that they keep locked up in the boat-basement so that the rich people don’t accidentally smell them. One of the poors is Leonardo DiCaprio, and he escapes to the surface, where Rose sees/smells him hocking loogies and being loud, which she has never been trained to do, because she is rich. Leo sees/smells her and is like “Yo, I’m an artist. Look at this.” He does not have an Irish accent.

She looks at his art and goes “Whoa, you draw tits?!” And he’s like “French tits.” And she’s all sad and goes “I wish I had phlegm and could be loud and poor!” And he says, “I’ll sneak you into the ship-ghetto that you may dance among the poors temporarily before going back to being rich.” So they do that, and she’s like “I wish I was French so you could draw my tits,” and he was like “Bet.” So he grants her French citizenship by drawing her tits, bringing us back to the start of the story, but instead of creating a time loop, they continue the story as Leo and Rose break into a rich person’s boat-car and have steamy sex. Literally. Like she smacks the window and leaves a handprint in all the steam. This is where the meme picks up.

Billy Zane has not been seen for hours. He is presumed alive and wealthy.

Suddenly, the captain sees a big piece of ice floating in the ocean and tries to run over it like a guy in an F-350 Super Duty who sees a turtle beside the road. Too bad the turtle was a caltrop disguised to fool assholes like him, so he pops a tire (the ship equivalent of a tire is the hull). The ship starts sinking and everyone panics. Turns out the ancient rich and poor didn’t know how to swim. So they all start fighting over life boats because there weren’t enough for everyone because some smug asshole said the ship was incapable of going down, because it, too, was wealthy and was never taught how. Like Rose, it learned new things.

Billy Zane reappears, catching Rose not social distancing from a poor, and immediately realized that they were premarital fucking, another thing the rich can smell. He’s like “this sucks, but let’s get our asses and that expensive necklace onto a lifeboat.” And she goes “No! I love this filthy man I met yesterday more than you!” and runs away. Billy Zane takes a child hostage to negotiate a place on a lifeboat.

The ship’s band, being neither women nor children, resign themselves to playing their greatest hits while everyone else keeps trying to live. We find out that the poors are still locked up in the flooding boat, which is sad or cool depending on how wealthy the viewer is. Leo and Rose go to the wet part of the boat and either try to save the poors or find lifejackets or something, but then they feel the ship getting an erection, something else it was previously too wealthy to do, but it keeps learning things from Leo. They run to the deck and grab onto railings to avoid falling off while another guy falls and hits the now-exposed propeller with the craziest, most unnecessary ding that nobody would actually be able to hear over the screaming.

Unfortunately, the ship tried erections too early and snapped in half. Rose and Leo find a door (the guy who made the movie won’t acknowledge that it’s a door, for some fucking reason, and insists that it’s “debris,” which is French, and can have its tits drawn) to float on. Leo helps Rose on, but, too tired from premarital sex, Leo himself cannot ride the door, choosing instead to hold Rose’s hand while she rides the door. From the cuck-water, Leo demands that she let go and have a good life and children (presumably with the door-stud). Rose, as usual, says “No!” Followed by “I’ll never let go!” She then lets go, and Leo drowns, which is where the meme ends.

Anyway, back in the present, nobody questions Rose telling this story in front of not-Leo’s-daughter, who came with her, but they’re like, “Damn, that sucks. Terrible bedtime story.” After they all go to bed, Rose sneaks out on the deck of the new boat and reveals that she’s had the jewel in her pocket the whole fucking time. She decides to drown it the way she drowned Leo and throws it into the water, where nobody will find it and everyone has wasted their time. Then she dies, I think. It’s not super clear.

It’s a reference to the movie Titanic. From what I understand, the lady in the meme is the character Rose when she’s old.

Titanic

not sure shagging poor people was a crime.

She didn’t have a square to spare.