I probably have to talk to a therapist, but I’ve changed so much, I am upset at everyone who was my friend in the past. TF was wrong with them??? What assholes, they respected me when I was like I was?

I can confidently tell my partner I didn’t slept with her friend… just had sex.

That’s what she gets for lying to me, she came crying saying she slept with my boss, but when I confronted him he said they just had sex.

the question is who is “we”.

Have you seen the economy? fuck have you seen society?

Many mothers are basically stuck in solitary confinement. Barely able to pay bills as is.

Getting pregnant is a fun movie, the sequels though “Being pregnant” “completing pregnancy” are straight up Cronenberg horror movies.

Found the bunny

Fuck English, fuck it it with a syphilitic cactus.

These bs errors, if we consistently write them wrong those English nerds will be forced to change the rules.

We literally did that before.

solution, get your boyfriend preggers

skill issue, do you know how I managed without NY times reporting on my rape dogs?

I did it by not training my pets to rape. wasn’t that hard

who puts lactose in their crisps?

That’s what I interpreted from your comment,

can we still call them Glassholes?

i only have salt and vinegar ones

if we’re stuck in an infinite loop, can I bring snacks?

If you think I can’t handle conditions, why you give me a conditional statement ???

implying that you have to pick a side and unconditionally support it.

Iran doesn’t have to be a beacon of a perfect society in order for it to be wrong to bomb its civilians.

… Heading into a room temperature salad bar…

that’s an idiotic take.

You can be against US interventionism and endless warcrimes. without becoming a fan for the current Iranian regime.

It isn’t sports.

me working at an ice cream sundae kitchen

Medicare is bullshit. Thise fossils made sure we are all screwed when we need not to die. but those old cunts get free healthcare?

Either medicare for all, or for none.