Casualties: Unknown has this
Side note, never put one up your ass. Ask er people why. If you do, go to the hospital and do the walk of shame. Do not remove yourself.
I disagree with doing the Walk of Shame. That has got to hurt like hell and they have these chairs with these wheelie dealies on them. Do the, uh, Spin of Scandal? Yeah that’s a thing
When I broke my ankle and the EMTs came to my house to transport me, they made me hop down my front steps. They said that they couldn’t get their stretcher up my stairs. I’ve always wondered, what if I had broken both ankles or was unconscious? It seems like that must happen and there must be ways to handle it.
Even if that’s entirely reasonable, when we got to the hospital - literally designed for this and involving no stairs that I crossed - they made me get off of their stretcher, hop to a wheelchair, wait in it for a few hours, then get out of it and hop to a new stretcher, where they finally let me stay until I left the hospital.
At the hospital I go to now, I most recently went for a surgery on my back. Though it was painful, I was ambulatory; however, without me even asking the escorting nurse said “are you okay? Would you like a wheelchair?” for the relatively short walk from the entrance to the prep area. I declined but it was a far preferable experience. When they were testing whether I could walk afterwards the PT guy walked behind me with a wheelchair in case I fell. I didn’t even notice him get it.
One last aside: where I now live, literally across the street from the aforementioned hospital, there’s a small apartment building. I think you have to climb eight flights of stairs to get to the front porch, then presumably more if you’re not on the entry level area. Most every time I drive past that place I feel grateful that’s not where I broke my ankle.
It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.
Yeah, what would Shrek do
Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.
SkillSkull issue.Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth
But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?
It’s a suppository!
Into the socket it belongs.
I was bored.
Haha, the perfect setup
So uhhh… anybody done this?
If you have to move your jaw to an uncomfortable position for anything, it’s a bad idea. That said, a lightbulb should be pretty simple… for a SLUT!
I want to make one out of sugar
Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.
That… Sugar glass is not that hard to make. It’s sound different tho
I wouldn’t rob that house if I had the largest gang with me! (The police department)
Instructions unclear, stuck it up my butt instead.
Don’t stick beans up your nose
I’ve picked Lego bricks out of my kids nose with tweezers. Twice.
Lego bricks have tweezable surfaces not every bean does.
You’d be better off just mushing the bean and letting it decompose
Make me
One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.
At least it wasn’t seeds
What about moths?
Spiders are best.
Surely you can just unscrew it out?
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