Exactly, if those were lines in the sand, I just wouldn’t have ANY friends.

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This seems like the most-likely explanation.

We were powerless to stop him. :(

Whoa, łanguage!

This is exactly it. South Carolina is full of sloppy alcoholics and the alcohol lobby spends a lot of money to keep it that way. They’ll be the last in the country to legalize.

Seriously. I can cast myself anywhere in the cosmos. Last thing I’m going to be thinking is, “let me pop by my broken body for a 10-hour shift to cover the bills!”

Why is Ulgethroom censored?

This is like rain on your wedding day.

Where’s Jane Goodall?

“His mom is a Kranger!”

so meta

Yep, if you find a good one, these are great bang for the buck.

Near me, one used tire is like $35 and will last me the better part of a year, so decent trade off.

And, what, I guess you’re some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.

“I was just following orders.” 🙄

No. I’ll get to it here shortly, honest.

An ex called me beautiful and it was obviously very memorable as evidenced by my still remembering it. Another said I have amazing, seductive-lady-in-a-makeup-commercial eyelashes (but mostly only on one eye). That one was less moving, but still funny/nice-ish/I didn’t totally hate it. I just mean you might be surprised. Most guys won’t be picky about compliments. We’re like parched flowers.

Obviously they’re not artists. 🙄

They’re prompt engineers. It’s highly complex, hard science shit.