Hell yeah! What does that get me? Laffy Taffy? Plastic spider ring? Slap bracelet!?

My Ukrainian ex would say this dripping with sarcasm when she was pissed. It was adorable.

“Oh, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!”

I wonder if there is any point at which China starts to look more appealing…? I know that’s easy to say as someone with no experience in China, but we are speedrunning the dystopian shit here.

If you have enough sex, it IS exercise. Which is great, because I refuel between rounds with boxes of sugary treats. But that’s the price of sober, clean living. I choose my health, you know?

I’m not sure they’re unrelated.

So what’s up in the basement? 👀

Damn, that really Mojo’d my McJojo, if you know what I’m saying.

This reads like a Chatbot message.

Kelsey Grammer-level braindead.

I told you, I could care less! It’s a moot point!

Honestly, I could care less about this shit.

Poopy knife, happy wife!

Haven’t had one of those for years. Washed it clean out. Don’t miss it. Don’t need it.

Or should find a new place to buy your towels.

I’d watch the shit out of this. Hell, give me a Klumps movie with only John Goodman in every role and I’m still in.

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can’t leave a note?

All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!

Nobody specified the horse needed to remain living?