Smh my head

Every game is just an HD rerelease of Pong.

Being packed in like sardines with a random smattering of whoever else happens to sit next to me for the next X hours with stale air and no access to an exit after whatever worries one might have just had getting through security is enough of a reason for me to be on edge, at least.

For me, I will dog on any kind of retelling like this. If you’re not teaching anything new and are just retelling the story for profit, I don’t care about your story. There were no new story beats and no twists that caught me off guard.

When the movie was new, anytime you threw it shade, the first follow-up question was, “Well, did you see it in IMAX 3D?” That shouldn’t matter. If your story relies on visual gimmick to make it anything more than a reskin, I’m not interested.

I have the same feeling towards the live action Disney movies. They’re not adding anything new. I see about 5-10 new movies a year now compared to the 20-30 I used to because so little is not just a rehash of something from last year.

Not for me personally. Just find it funny how 1:1 it is with the original. This meme has been around since the year the movie came out.

It’s all a lot less fantastical when you compare it to Pocahontas:

I wish I could find the old standup about how straight guys want really soft pretty women making them more feminine in the end and about how doing a rough hairy dude in the butt is way more manly.