[slaps shoe]

“That ain’t goin’ nowhere!”

It’s not like they have to try all that hard.

1200 years old…

… creator died

I guess so. Pretty good run though.

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again

He was talking about the U.S.A. He just didn’t realize. Or care.

Cultural Appropriation.

I read that they turned off the fire suppression system to try to avoid damaging inventory while fire fighters tried to put out the fire.

Perhaps there’s a chance that the insurance company will try to use that to avoid paying off the claim.

Has the world as a wholeprogressed to the point that we couldn’t consider all of everything on Lemmy to be first world problems?

How much of a presence do non-first-world people have on Lemmy?

I’ve been working on it, but I’m not sure about how to handle the creation story. When reboots redo the hero’s creation story, it starts to be a drag. However, the last time they rebooted, they kind of started in the middle, so maybe it’s time to start again from the beginning.

Or maybe, we go pre-creation and see what God was up to beforehand?

You think it’s ok to ask a woman if she’s expecting?

You never reference a woman’s pregnancy until after you have been informed that she is pregnant. If you see a woman and you think she’s pregnant and think you should say something about her pregnancy, keep your mouth shut. Staple it shut if you need to, but don’t say anything.

Any pregnant woman who wants to talk about her pregnancy will announce it to you. Pregnant women will let you know they are pregnant. You don’t have to ask.

This is from a man whose wife got sick, gained weight, and had to put up with idiots asking her if she was expecting. One jackass actually put her hands on her belly to feel the “baby” kick.

Not even against America and Israel?

I was of the opinion that after 9/11, if the USA was actually interested in security, we would have invested in alternative energy.

Instead we invested in death and oil. Like always.

When I was in high school in the 80’s, a kid got removed from school for bringing an axe in to kill people with.

Simpler times.

Damnit, I didn’t need another reason to go straight to hell, and then you made me laugh at that.

Many years ago, I woke up in the middle of the night with absolute proof of God’s existence. I went back to sleep and woke the next morning remembering that I had proof, but not remembering what the proof was.

Being the agnostic that I am, I have to move forward without any belief in anything and disregard the memory.

If God wants me to believe, they have to resubmit their proof of existence.

Maybe in writing. In triplicate.

How dare you!

I don’t know about cool feet, but this seems perfect for gout sufferers.

As long as you don’t bump into the metal rod.

The FBI will get him extradited to the US and ICE will grab him and deport him back to Mexico.

Pete Hegseth is a TERRIBLE advertisement for writing public speeches with AI.

What if you say, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!” a lot? Does that count?

Edit: Wait. I just remembered. I’m not rich.

If Russia could stop the US from striking Iran, you’d think they’d stop Ukraine from striking Russia.