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I’ve read the comments. Y’all are missing out.
Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let’s not kid ourselves.
Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.
As expected, countless Homelander images.
so drinking breast milk from your own “species” is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh
“Ah, fancy milk from the human cow”
- peep show
I think that quote is right.
Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don’t know.
I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you have to call it “nut milk”?
This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.
yea… it’s supposed to be “nut juice”
Nut extract
Nut sweat
Nut compote
Nut butter and jelly
At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.
Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.
Oh, my sweet summer child…
Spoiler
They’re talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.
Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic
I don’t want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee
I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason
Homelander chill out
Sweeet like ice cream
Isn’t that sexual assault?
I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn’t sexual assault a stretch here?
This seems like pretty cut and dry case. People here are making jokes instead of thinking about how deeply messed up this is
Tricking or forcing someone to drink fuilds from a sex organ is flat out abuse. Hopefully the perpetrator goes to prison for a long long time
Sex organ? Is this an American thing? Really bizarre to call breasts sex organs. It’s fucking breast milk, food for children.
Sometimes I like to order off the kids’ menu, SUE ME.
If someone puts a dildo in their butthole, do you consider it non-sexual because buttholes are used for pooping?
Or can parts of our anatomy be sexual or non-sexual depending on the context?
Is the act of feeding or preparing to feed a child somehow a sexual act?
What do the words “depending on the context” mean to you?
what context are you suggesting is sexual in this case? drinking coffee?
It’s also thievery
Pretty sure former is worse than latter
Same reason why you always need to take off the label of mineral water bottles when you put home made liquor into it
How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that breast milk is sexual? Is cow milk beastiality? Must be American or something to be so detached from nature and reality
Not the milk itself. But this is exactly the same level, as mixing your sperm in ingredients. Pretty sure this also goes against all food safety regulations.
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Its still assault, even if not sexual.
For those who don’t understand: there’s a difference between ownership and possession. You can own a car equipped with flamethrowers as anti theft measure, but when you make it trivial to trigger those without intention that matches your response, that would be assault.
Same applies to coworkers just with allergies, the fact that thats not what stood on the label, etc
You can’t burn a coworker alive because he mistook your car.
TBD, we don’t know how the milk product was labeled. If it was in a glass jar labeled “Pamela’s milk, do not drink” would you still consider it assault if someone drank it?
(I’ve brought nut milk to work for my coffee in glass jars before with the label “my name. date”. Would you consider it assault if someone with an almond allergy drank my white liquid, assuming it was cow milk?)
Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.
If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it
Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don’t drink opacity.
yummy
