if you Google anything you go to jail.

what if I don’t have an imagination? can I not count?

have I forgotten maths?!

is this not what the towel servant is for?

usually my servant will wash and dry my balls before applying a bit of talc to them so they don’t stick to my thighs.

confirmed Elon musk shit in Johnny depps bed.

https://thefinrate.com/top-payment-processing-companies-in-the-eu/

https://fintechmagazine.com/top10/top-10-payment-processors

some are based in US, but there should be at least 10 from those two lists.

sorry best I can find

is this what it’s like to chew 5 gum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

I live between old man grouchy town and funny bitch.

on the weekends I throw water balloons filled with urine at the cars driving by my house and laugh at them. it’s a good time, you should come by for a visit this weekend.

stay the fuck off my lawn though.

evidence needs to be present to determine guilt.

nice try though. release the files.

so hear me out.

there’s an entire continent of payment processors out there that are not American.

just use one of those.

problem solved for a few years.

I mean it’s bad, but what about how scared all the Zionists are of the starving children?

I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.

I said, “sorry I don’t have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman.”

they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I’ll hook them up.

dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “where’s my meth fucker!!!”

yes?

about five hundred of him are.