I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.
I said, “sorry I don’t have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman.”
they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I’ll hook them up.
dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “where’s my meth fucker!!!”
I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.
I said, “sorry I don’t have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman.”
they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I’ll hook them up.
dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “where’s my meth fucker!!!”