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Them: I wish microwaves were better

You: don’t use crappy microwaves then!

Yes

It’s called Anal Glaucoma, when you can’t see your ass coming to work

Shrooms can help too.

Maybe it makes more sense to a first language Korean speaker/reader and we’re too English language to get it?

Lemmy is god is a reference to airheads

He didnt work on the game.

He was much of Motörhead

“To American” … what?

We have kitchen scales, we know how to weigh ingredients.

Old recipes in English often use volume measurements, across the pond too.

Modern recipes use weights when possible.

Idk why you’d convert to ye olde style.

Saving for “and Russia could get its ass handed to it handily at any point if any nation had the willpower to step in and stand with Ukraine”

The Ukrainian side has generally more realistic information because their side is able to be fact checked by the rest of the world for a lot of it.

The Russian side is significantly more heavily controlled from a media perspective.

Most accurate information typically comes from independent analysts pouring over all the data and coming up with a “this is the most realistic guess”

He wutang clan largely got them under control for us

A coworker at happy hour told us he had to be fully anesthetized cuz despite being sedated and numbed his boys were still hyper responsive and would retract up against him every time the doctor started getting close lmao

Nobody likes a bully, it’s alright to be cool with them getting kicked in the nuts occasionally.

Yes. Precisely.

and the coolest kid at the beach had one

But her emails

Connectix wasn’t the scam, theirs actually was a novel utility.

You’re an archipelago

Yeah but mine are like … actually useful.

I have handmade furniture and pottery, really nice dinner pottery ( which is funny … given the OP), art (less useful, but it’s art) and rare plants and oddities galore.

I guess to each their own.

But I fucking hope my loot gets piled up and divided like this

My only goal is that when I die relationships are ruined fighting over my trinkets.

It’s petty but I have some dope trinkets

Hamas👏Nuclear👏Little👏Girls

First of all it was a Hamas school and they were all training to be nuclear engineers.

Hamas👏Nuclear👏Engineers