Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.
Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.
I’d love to try one of these on a cutie. I may even have to tie her up as all the girls i’ve been with have been thrashers
People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.
I love this because I’m pretty sure it’s why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.
And a burned set of palms
A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
If you can’t bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you’ve got to work on yourself.
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel horny?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
I’ve decided to stop caring when people hit the special “AI slop!!1!” button on their keyboards whenever they see an image they don’t think looks natural. 20 years ago the same people would have angrily pounded the “Obvious Photoshop!!1!” button. It really doesn’t matter if they think AI is the only way to manipulate images now, as if Photoshop etc dropped off the face of the Earth. It’s like arguing over whether Superman could beat up the Hulk. It just doesn’t matter, and it doesn’t matter how much they hate AI. It’s not going away.
At least photoshop required skill to make anything convincing.
Who fucking cares if it’s done for a shitpost?!
“In my day we had to make our own wire…”
I agree
OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
Yeah, i’ll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it
I regularly have people presenting to me and have to give feedback. I’m now actively looking for messy presentation slides with typos and pressing them with questions afterwards to tease out if I’m just being given an AI copy/paste output or genuine work.
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Gently rubbing the clit.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy
But we still have the fear!
The honourable way to edit images.
You can really tell it’s a shop because of the pixels.
early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most
You rang?
I love a man who brings toys 😋
