holy shit this has layers

this is the heart-warming romcom I want for christmas this year

yes but it requires an AI-generated image

Possibility? I thought we knew this was happening for real?

acting like my body is a crime scene instead of a work of art

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

Your tone indicates anger, but your subject matter indicates something fun

No. I can’t explain it, really, but my dad knows a guy

yes yes we’ve all watched Neon Genesis Evangelion

hey baby how low are your standards (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

five dozen, no less

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

yes

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller