I don’t lol

I can’t find a single pair that I don’t look absolutely ridiculous in. But then again people have said I look like Peewee Herman so I look ridiculous no matter what is on my stupid face lol

Which is why King Baby the Petulant revoked the invitation for Carney to join his “board of peace.”

What an absolutely pathetic piece of shit. I can’t wait to read Trump’s obituary…

One factor was her promise to work with American oil, and her acquaintance with Americans in the oil business. “Delcy is the most committed to working with US oil,” an ally of hers said.

Corruption you say? Well I never! Not in this world!

Time for my least favorite game!

“Imagine a Democrat did that to a Republican!”

… Fox News would be running that story for a week, screaming at the public about how they’re being discriminated against and how the Democrats hate freedom and free speech. How they hate “you” and your “values” etc etc etc…

Europe: sorry, best we can do is specific carveouts for US billionaire owned companies in our tax code…

The fuckwits that support maga would gladly spend 5x that to hurt someone, but would absolutely lose their fucking minds if the base amount, 5x less, was “given” to them to help.

My current “feed” couldn’t have been set up better.

Literal fucking Nazi scum… I hate this fucking country and like 40% of the people in it…

It’s almost as if Trumps entire life has been about lying to get what he wants…

I expect a kangaroo court.

I’ve been wondering how they choose what court he goes to, and I can’t help but think this is the main deciding factor.

Don’t cheap out on your Lamborghinis, just build a second garage for them or your refrigerator!

You don’t!? How else do you get cool jazz?

If I recall correctly the VP is in Russia at the moment so they’re “safe” for now

It’s not science, we don’t say “must have been Christianity” that brought the presents.

It’s Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It’s really just basic science.

My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue a point. I know she didn’t mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol