Haaayyy…wait a dang minute.
Wait is this another joke about not having pockets
Isn’t Samus a woman? Aren’t these the same character?
That’s the joke.
Can’t remember which one it was, but I remember a rumor when I was young, horny boy, that if you completed the game within a certain time she would be revealed naked. I tried so hard to get to that time point, but never could.
This is true kinda! It’s actually in a bathing suit though.
I got that far, but the rumor was at a faster time, can’t remember what it had to be under, you’d get the full monty.
Ooooh okay that makes sense. Thats a classic CLASSIC sounding gaming urban legend. I love it.
Does anyone remember the Easter egg in the original Doom where the dancer would take off her top and bounce a little? 11 year old protist sure remembers. I’m totally failing to find any reference to this on the internet
That sounds more like a Duke Nukem thing.
My god, you’re right. I would’ve sworn up and down I never even played duke nukem. This scene is not in good taste lmao
Yeah, not a lot of living humans in classic DOOM 😛
But if you’re looking for shirtless… quadrapeds… it’s got tonnes!
Id edit this on on the right side but im on my phone at work
Here you go. Also on my phone at work 😂
Link and Zelda
They’re both obviously Zelda, but the one on the right looks like the princess.
But Zelda is the princess…
Yeah, right, and mario is always kidnapped by bowser. /s
Came to the comments to say this
I held my phone upside down to make the joke work. 🤝
Zero Suit Samus = Samus with zero suit.
Ah… I meant to search “zero clothes Samus”, thanks.
The duality of Samus.
Smh my head
Shaking my head (my head)
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The big boobs and big ass are the armour in most cases
I’m fine with it.
They reflect the attacks by the power of boing boing.
I wish this were true irl, then I’d be invulnerable.
…but not impenetrable 👀
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Choosing Samus in here at or was an odd choice when you are trying to make a point
That’s the joke.
Right over my head. Lol I’ve seen this meme for years and it didn’t occur to me that they were making fun of the original observation.
Ironic
As a straight guy, does this kinda thing annoy anyone else? She’s a strong female character in video games, but just because she’s a woman, designers made her a sexualized super model in skin-tight spandex. It feels pandering at best, and sexist at worst
You know this is the same character, right?
Yes, we know. That’s why it’s funny. But it still makes the point.
But have you ever seen them make a “zero-suit” version of a male armoured guy?
Don’t recall Master Chef or the Doom Marine running around in their skintight underlayers.Additionally, Samus debuted in a game with no characterisation, and iirc, you only found out she wasn’t a man when she stripped down at the end of the game if you did well.
Halo is a girl?!?
This is the main character from Metroid, Samus Aran.
Then who is metroid? /s
It would take a Mother Brain to figure that out!
Is she Halo’s girlfriend?
Just work colleagues, Samus was rumored to be in a problematic relationship with her boss but that’s nonsense.
Yeah, but I would wear skin-tight spandex if I looked like a super model, so it’s pandering to me specifically and I’m fine with that.
It definitely annoys others, but in this case both characters are the same woman.
I dislike feeling pandered to, yes.
Not a video game, but my personal gripe was when GitS SAC had awesome everything except for the weird out of place (and ugly tbf) outfit on MC Kusanagi.
Did I just have a stroke? That’s a lot of letters that I can’t quite decipher
Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex (the original TV series); Main Character
Fuckin’ LOL
