Bad pizza definitely exists. Good pizza is worth feeling like crap afterwards because I just ate 1500 calories of carbs and grease. I’m not gonna feel that way for bad pizza.

#1. Fuck reddit. #2. Pizza rules. #3. I for sure have had bad pizza that made me sad. There is definitely such a thing as bad pizza. Like I don’t even want to allow the calories from that bad pizza into my body because why would I consume 1500 calories of bad pizza level bad.

Haha…fair enough. Honestly though, I suspect anything above free would have worked. Some people have absolutely no respect for other people’s time. Especially since I don’t “fix computers” for a living.

The difference between Gen X and Millennials is that at around age 35 (circa 2009) I started telling people, who were almost always friends of friends who wouldn’t actually hang out with me normally, that I charge $100 an hour. Millennials still do it for free…