I did some digging.

First, this is not the standard “cowsay”, this appears to be from the NPM version of “cowsay”. (npm install -g cowsay)

Second this is the “meow” cow, so cowsay -f meow "hello" . Also called “A meowing tiger?”.

Third, the fortune is available in the, now commonly removed, fortunes-off, package. I know Debian removed it, I think others did too. But you can install it manually.

And finally the source of the quote seems to be “Jester’s Condescending English Dictionary”.

Oh they’ll get service. $0.78 for someone to send a letter. Then if they want to pick up the letter it’ll be a $3 sorting fee. $0.40/day holding fee (7 day minimum). $0.10 gas tax (for the first 50 miles, then $0.18 for each extra mile). $1 service fee. $0.67 miscellaneous fee. Note: Surge pricing is in effect from November 1st to January 31st, March 1st to July 31st. Holiday service ±14 days from all federal and public holidays incur an additional $3.50 charge. All fees are subject to change at any time.

Excellent. I was thinking, I don’t know of any Hershey’s issues, but I’m confident someone else will.

Of note KitKats made in the US are made by Hershey, not Nestle. As I understand it’s a legacy licencing deal and Nestle makes no money if you buy a US KitKat.

That being said Hershey’s chocolate is what it is. American’s are used to it, but it’s not great.