I’m have to get lost there so I can revive it again eventually!
Cross-posted to aneurism posting? Quick! RAISE BOTH ARMS!
The Bermuda triangle only extends to about 20,000 ft in elevation. Most flights in the area know to stay above that level.
coast of Venezuela is where boats are disappearing nowadays
They’ve moved the underwater UFO base to the Catalina islands.
Bermuda Triangle was an early creepy pasta.
Ships and planes went from magnetic compasses to GPS?
The Bermuda Triangle a geological phenomenon, there’s a lot of ferrous ore close to the surface and that fucks with magnets and radio signals. But equipment went digital, started using satellites, and is generally more powerful and better shielded now. So I’m assuming it’s less of a problem enough to tough through it, or just no longer a problem at all.
Fun fact, it’s not just there. That happens near most coastlines. It’s actually more prominent near BC/Washington/Alaska.
I remember as a kid having one of those encyclopedias with a bunch of cool illustrations, and it mentioned the Bermuda Triangle. It really scared me! Like wtf why was no-one doing anything about this
Must be the same book I had that also warned me about quick sand.
And killer bees.
And my axeAnd lava flows! I always imagined avoiding lava and quicksand would be a daily occurrence as an adult.It is. Just metaphorically.
Yeah and why doesn’t anyone worry about quicksand anymore?!
Lava is a rare counterexample. It’s way more dangerous than we thought as kids.
Kid, excitedly jumping around the room: “The floor is lava!”
Parent: “You know, Billy, if the floor were really made of lava, jumping from furniture to furniture wouldn’t really help you. The volcanic gases alone would be enough to suffocate you. The heat would be no picnic either. You’d be suffering in agony until your final, searing breath.”
Kid stops jumping and stares emptily off into the distance: “I … I think I’m gonna go play alone in my room now.”
A woman in South Australia recently got stuck in quicksand.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-01/sa-woman-rescued-in-quicksand/106745068
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-02/woman-caught-in-glenelg-quicksand-amid-sand-carting/106748818
So you can keep it on your list if things to worry about.
I’m not sure it counts since all of Australia is trying to kill you anyway, but there it is, quicksand still a hazard.
Why would people go to the Bermuda Triangle if they just disappear there?
Wow, lookit this braggart! Satisfied with their life and not passively wishing to disappear.
The Bermuda Triangle is so Analog 20th century. We have better conspiracy theories in the Digital Internet Age.
Because we now use GPS instead of compasses lol.
I’m not sure where this revisionist map came from but everyone knows the Bermuda triangle was always scalene.
And also a rhombus.
Way fewer Cubans navigating it in… less than ideal conditions.
Its all in the Epstein files
Look! I can see his island from here!
It’s because we ave Bigfoot now, silly.
