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I literally took out a mortgage to buy my house. That’s financing.

If I lose my job and I’m not able to find another one then the bank will repossess my house, but that doesn’t make my purchase of my house a financially irresponsible decision. The repayments on my mortgage are considerably less than the rent that I used to pay, so I am much better off now than I was previously. Anyway I would have lost my rental had I stopped paying as well, so nothing’s really changed.

He would be best to go back to Mexico on his own right now, or else he’ll probably end up somewhere he doesn’t want to be.

Of course, he’s an idiot so this won’t have occurred to him.

He openly admits that he doesn’t actually know anything about the people he’s voting for, and just votes for anyone who represents the republican party. He doesn’t even know if he actually voted for Trump or not he just “suspects” that he probably did. This probably means he also doesn’t bother to actually pay any attention to any of the policies of the republican party.

He just coasted through life without paying any attention or ever engaging in his brain. He’s the reason that manufacturers had to start putting “don’t drink bleach” warnings on bleach.

He’s perfect. He should run for Congress

People like this should be sued for the oxygen they use.

History will remember these people in the same way it remembers those that tried to justify the slave trade.

They’re completely unable to separate desire from reality. They want the situation to be x so they believe that it is x. They cannot understand that reality doesn’t necessarily map to their desires. Which makes them considerably less intelligent than squirrels, who understand that, which is why they spend all summer stockpiling food.

I do not understand the cult of personality around Donald Trump he’s the least appealing looking human who has ever existed, surely they could have found a more attractive cult leader. Most cults do.

Also how do you manage to get into politics and simultaneously be completely politically inept? You just get a free pass in the US if you just turn up?

Why are you going around telling everybody?

What, the movie about emoji?

God knows, honestly it could be anything. I think it’s one of the X-Men films.

I’m worried about what genitals your friend is looking at. Whoever they are they need to go and see a doctor

It seems to be universal that one. For some reason truck drivers and right-wing rhetoric just seem to go hand in hand.

But they’re the ones that have to cross over international borders and go through checkpoints all the time, so you would think that they’d be all in favour of smooth diplomatic relations.

It’s also incredibly stupid that they tariff components.

If a US company wants to build a dishwasher then they’re probably going to have to buy some parts from China, because the US lacks vertical integration, except they’re not going to because those parts are also tariffed. So you might as well just make the dishwasher in China and pay a single tariff on the whole thing.

Is it possible that the Trump administration is just made up of idiots?

If they don’t want a bunch of refugees fleeing oppression coming over from the United States they may have to

They’re not even in the box, they were rejected by quality assurance for being so unbelievably blunt

I don’t think I could find a Spanish person, except perhaps a child, who didn’t understand the concept of an import tax. How are Americans so goddamn stupid that they don’t understand something that simple.

It’s a tax, in the United States, imposed by the president of the United States, why the fuck would a Spanish company pay it?

He’s just an objectionable little squirt. If it weren’t for Trump the world wouldn’t feel the need to pay any attention to him. It’s not like he even has particularly clever plans he just insinuates himself into whatever catastrophe his father-in-law is currently engaged in.

In another universe he is probably in some massive open plan investment bank office trying to sell dodgy shares.

Because everyone else will expect money for the land. But it’s easy to steal from dead people.

Did a damn lot more than old trumpy pants did. His excuse for not fighting was essentially that he had some bad bones, and for some bizarre reason the military accepted that answer.

Been from a rich family he would have probably been shipped to some logistics base and never seen combat anyway.

Yeah but you gave back James Corden so you owe us one.

Shows what you know.

Seriously you might want to look it up because majority does not mean 51% of those who bother to turn out. Which was mostly no one because it was seen as a political performance piece and not a real idea.

Then the idiot government screwed it up further by running headlong into a brick wall with zero plan. It was always going to be bad but they could have managed the split better.