So much easier just being gay, just sayin’
😛
edit: sorry, guys-- I shouldn’t be joking about other men’s balls 🤪
But I like boobies.
Date fat men.
sure… so do i… although, I’m guessing not for the same reasons you do 😁
Why did they give bro that speaker icon irl?

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Handheld fetty wap, imagine what we could do with this technology
That is not where the cone goes
Yeah it goes around your mom’s neck
you’re supposed to put it on the injured part
Nah, cone of shame is always on the part that agitates the area. The vast majority of dogs/cats with a cone of shame didn’t have surgery anywhere near their head.
The cone prevents the grasper from touching the injured area
After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can’t reproduce and I made a ton of money. It’s a shame I didn’t get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.
That’s enough internet for me. Everybody, go home.
I’m already home, where should I go
What a ride.
I’m going for mine next week. Can’t wait!
Oh my god, I’ve been reading “I’m going for nine”. Nine what? Children? Get a cone of shame you maniac!
it’s a pretty mild procedure. Nerve wracking, but the pain level overall is quite low. I was more stressed than anything.
No more happy little accidents?
No woman shall have my seed!
I hope the username won’t check out btw










