• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can’t reproduce and I made a ton of money. It’s a shame I didn’t get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.