Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers

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  • I can’t express how much I wish my fellow Albertans, who want to join the US, to pack their things and head to their promised land.

    The separatists movement has always been here. For decades even conservatives would laugh at someone suggesting ceding from Canada. Then PP came along and started riling them up and taking a page out of mein Kampf 2nd edition and here we are. That, and every equipment operator, truck driver and Derrick hand started listening to conservative podcasts and doing some ‘deep thinking’ without the requisite number of brain cells.

    Fuckheads.

























  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.nettomemes@lemmy.worldThat is a lot
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    3 months ago

    If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.

    I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right