To quote Mrs Doubtfire:
“She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth.”
That is hilarious.
I had a religious experience with a new vibrator like that
You really gotta work your way up to 10.
This is not who I had guessed posted this.
It’s missing half a dozen fellas from southeast Asia.
Quick! Somebody do CPR! She’s vibe-coding!
“it’s got three speed settings: low, medium and ‘who needs a man?’”
Vibrator done rattled her eyeball loose
for when you want to liquefy your genitals.
So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?
That’s a pneumatic machine vibrator. Compressed air goes in one of those red holes and out the other, and it causes heavy vibrations. It’s meant for shaking conveyors or machinery that handles dry goods and powders to spread them out evenly. Do not, under any circumstances, let your genitals get anywhere near one of those.
So my balls won’t be vibrating… Misleading advertisement.
Only if you’re a little bitch.
