

I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.


I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like


So disrespectful, some people. Right?


I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
So you’re a husky then, you dramatic bitch (I have the species right, but might have the gender wrong. My apologies if you are not a woman, op)
Yeah. I feel like I need to break some bad news to my spouse or something. “Babe, according to this post on Lemmy, we aren’t married”