The bone cancer will give that other kid a better appreciation of life… Oh, apparently they are dead. That bone cancer in their child will give their parents a better appreciation of…
Outstanding bait with the asterisk
The full word is of course “gid”, a disease of herbivores, especially sheep, caused by the presence of larvae of the tapeworm Taenia multiceps in the brain and resulting in a staggering gait
The entanglement process of Karma is what determines what is procedurally generated in your monadic existence, but we choose these lives of ours with the specific trials we personally face as part of a larger process where we have built Heaven - a society that grows ever more perfect eternally - but found we were maladapted for it in some capacity, so we chose the life we now have to specifically unentangle ourselves from our maladaptations.
Friendly reminder to take your meds, buddy. Hope you are well, I worry about you and think of you often.
But also, trick question: could you spare any change, sir? The king’s got us on all sorts of marbled shitflaps this time of year.
Honestly, sometimes I wonder if you actually need help and are just suffering and can’t see it, or if it is just someone doing a bit like Ken M. Either way, cheers.
I do suffer, but I am doing a bit. I play an autobiographical character to help market my educational art project to theoretical past versions of myself who still suffer as I used to. I guarantee what you perceive does not reflect the nature of my suffering, and “suffering” is not the same as “suffering” when I was young. One thing is certain: my life is not in any way “normal,” and I’ll let the annals of my work speak for me there.
You should get help for that obsession you have. It’s really weird to live rent-free in someone’s head like this for a basic application of grammar for [Effect], and I would appreciate if you do me a solid and let me outta there, bro. You’re fucking my shit up, keeping me inside you like this. I came last week, ffs!
Why not the same kid?
trials are not blanket applications
Sporting competitions are a great proud of the incompetence of god, as every team and fan parts for their team to win, but only one team wins.
Because the losers weren’t worthy
Because they didn’t suck up to the all-powerful praiseaholic enough
Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.
F*ture v*deos a*d c*ntent m*st i*clude o*e a*terisk p*r w*rd *r f*ce i*mediate d*legion a*d * r*port w*ll b* f*led t* a*propriate a*thorities.^ th*s
can’t make it what the 14th word is. is it just a typo of deletion or some satanic phallus symbol?
It was originally a typo, but now it’s definitely a satanic phallus symbol.
it couldn't be a satanic phallus symbol typo, those are hard to type.
ε==/╲/( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)/\╱\
see?
I was in a band called Satanic Phallus Symbol Typo.
Ww mostly played nerdcore Mayhem covers
I really don’t want to get my Lemmy account demonetized
I make like 1000 LemmyBucks a day from product placement ads and sponsors. Be sure to follow me, smash that like button, and check out my adult content on OnlyTankies.
LemmyBucks are fake everyone knows lemmy is communist so no money☝️
How many LemmyBucks for feet pics?
Asking for a friend.
We use the barter economy here. You have to personally go to Jaybone’s house and perform mutual aid sexual favors for them.
$3.50
How much for Loch Ness Monster flipper pics?
42
Did we just uncover the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, How much for Loch Ness Monster flipper pics?
Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as “My Lord”, “Eloheim”, and others i cant remember.
Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it
like this?
He’s just Jewish
That’s untrue and I have the foreskin to prove it!
See pic for proof
spoiler
JFC my guy why would you click that??
Most disappointing click today :-(
seriously. maybe this will cheer you up
100% the best pussy I’ve seen
Why wouldn’t I?
Tap for spoiler
Now show me your peenor
We’re censoring the word ‘God’ now? Fuck me sideways.
Pretty sure the asterisk thing is a meme in itself these days. Like when people talk about Fr*nch people
This isn’t algospeak, it is censored as an insult, like Tr*mp.
There are like at least 100 people in this thead who lost their mind moment they saw the asterisk like a conservative hearing the word “socialism”
I’m usually pretty good at picking up on such nuances, but I’d never think of reading that as an insult. Maybe a joke, but even then, not a very good one. Good to know for future reference, though, to prevent any further losing of the mind, so to speak. G*d knows I have little enough to spare.
it triggers people.
like dog/cat assholes in photos do now too or something
wait what. animal butthole art is some of my favorite art. I know this dude who has enough of it to decorate his entire 3,000 square foot home in it.
i bought him a painting once, but before i could get it to him I fell in love with it and it went above my mantelpiece for a year.
aaand fuck i just realized i don’t have enough places to hang my arts if I get an RV. I’m not sure what i’d do without my arts.
I’ve had my 3 genie wishes planned out since I was a kid, but I’m starting to think if I can use a lot of commas in each wish I should be able to squeeze them down to 2 and use my 3rd one to wish for everyone who self-censors internet images or post titles to burst into flame.
Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.
In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven’t heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it’s time we get that back in the news.
I did it the other day. It was very refreshing
that’s quite a whoopsie doodle. how did your sandals hold up?
Yup, my username is now Gratefullyg*dless.
your username just helped me figure out the etymology of the word grateful. see, you grate cheese. gratefulness is the emotion you are in when you are full of cheese. just some people became vegan (or italian?1) and forgot how to feel grateful about cheese. language ain’t caught up yet.
footnotes
1
Admittedly, i do feel grateful for cheese.
“Atheists”
It’s typical in Judaism and some branches of Christianity. But why would someone who doesn’t believe in God do it like the creator of this meme ?
I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*
P*n*s
It’s “pines” you perv!
Pants!
Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.
That’s exactly the level of condescension I was going for. :)
I think Jewish people have been doing this for a long time
Gid? Gad? I think it’s Gad.
“Generalized Anxiety Disorder carefully helping one kid win his little league game while giving a different kid bone cancer”.
Reported for trying to guess forbidden knowledge.
I’m fucked aren’t I?
Ged’s gonna be pissed!
Göd
Had there not been a change of regime, we could have had an alternate future with that getting censored.
We’re on a mission from Gad.
G3D
Jod
Oh my gahd. Slay~~
Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.
Dont question the ways of god✨✨🗣😇💸💸💸💸💸🐸
/s
Always question G*d though, who knows what he did to be censored like that.
I mean it’s an * so it could be Good, Grand, Goad, Grind, Guard, or Greyhound.
I’m assuming they meant G?d though.
Wouldn’t that be .* ?
Glob uses
*for/.*/and?for/./.
Goon squad
The different kid didn’t have enough faith!
He was praying to Baal
He didn’t listen to George Michael.
WHAM!
Relax don’t do it When you want to to go to it Relax don’t do it When you want to come Relax don’t do it When you want to suck to it Relax don’t do it When you want to come Come-oh oh oh
But shoot it in the right direction Make making it your intention-ooh yeah Live those dreams Scheme those schemes Got to hit me Hit me Hit me with those laser beams
I’m coming I’m coming-yeah
He didn’t believe hard enough☠️
Skill issue
Git Gud
Get God
It’s all part of a bigger plan!!! /s
