I wish the monkeys would hurry the fuck up

JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

It … it can feel old.

I honestly thought the Japanese were a society with great respect shown to their elders?

Damn! Just when I was about to continue never having bought anything from either of those!

Edit: Why does the WSJ need to ‘verify my device?’ What do they think it is? An otter?

Why? It’s not like ICE adheres to court orders or the law anyway …

Well, that sounds wonderful!

If we’re living in a simulation, can’t we just use clouds as RAM?

Pops knows what he likes and is living his best life.

But even when decent government returns, can we ever truly trust the US again, when they’re four years away from potentially electing another Trump (or someone even worse?)

I’m not gonna be happy if Albo makes us join the ‘Board of Peace’. But I honestly wonder if he has the ticker to turn Trump down. I’ve typically been a Labor voter, but Albanese’s been a thundering disappointment.

If he does, though, it’d be the perfect opportunity to start moving our trade away from the US. There’s always the Pine Gap carrot to dangle in front of the orange moron, too. Doesn’t wanna treat us with respect? No more 5 Eyes for Donny.

Let’s face it: There hasn’t been a war or ‘peacekeeping’ action we haven’t been dragged into by the US since we stopped getting dragged into them by England. With the exception of Bougainville, I suppose. China’s not interested in starting a war with a country that is happy to have trade with them. It’d ultimately be in our favour to distance ourselves from Trump.

A zero g fetus? That’s how you end up with Gyoro Gyoro, people! The limbs don’t know where to emerge from!!

They wanna do without our tasty tasty beef, go nuts. They can have overpriced and underquality beef from the US that’s been rubbed under JFK Jr’s nutsack and carries who-knows-what kind of pestilence.

Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

Distance and accuracy training.

But who will Victorian police high five now?

Same difference.

Same way I did; make it up.

Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.

Uh … apparently.