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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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    Only problem is that the TV is too low, needs to be on a cardboard box

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    The TV is too low

    Other than that, go nuts lol

    EDIT: Oh, damn! We all said the same thing about the TV. Like Jerry Smith in the Jerry Daycare episode. I am become dad, destroyer of factory settings lol

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      Or. The seat is too high. They could just take the cushions out and put them on the floor.

  • MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
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    I guess you need a foldable table if you’re going to work at home.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    There’s a console missing.

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking a box was missing. I’m not looking down at my tv, get a few from the liquor store, they’re stronger

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        was gonna say the same thing. needs a few boxes under the tv.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      Also the tv is too high.

      Or so I’ve been told.

  • certified_expert@lemmy.world
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    Look at that floor!

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    Needs a cooler for the beer.

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    No, absolutely not. This is horrible beyond measures. Who made this? Satan?

    The TV surely needs some refrigerator-box it could stand on, it’s way too low. Barbarians…

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      after a couple of weeks of factor meals you’ll have enough boxes

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    Flip everything towards the fireplace and put the tv on the mantle then BOOM!..redecorated.

    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works
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      Then the tv will be too high

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      sounds like work

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Ew. Using the built-in “smart TV” stuff.

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      Nightmare. I found some Lenovo Tiny machines for 50 moneys each and now they’re on every screen in the house. Infinite access to everything on every screen with no ads anywhere is just incredible.

      I’m eagerly awaiting the release of the framework touchpad keyboard so I can replace all many k400s, though. Please come to me, good touchpad keyboard…

  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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    Theres an xbox missing!

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    TV too low

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      Nope.

      According to the tv too high people, this is clearly too high.

      It should be about a foot into the floor for proper neck strain.

    • Lantsu@sopuli.xyz
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      Couple of beercases would fix that!

      • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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        Or a dirt pile

        • Lantsu@sopuli.xyz
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          Some cobblestones from the nearby cobblestone street?

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Yep. That must be really uncomfortable.

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    What’s with the fancy-pants la-de-dah white cushion? Is the chairs own cushioning not good enough?

    • InputZero@lemmy.world
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      That’s a pillow. This is probably also his bed.

      • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, it looks like a bed pillow with no pillow case, it gets a pass.

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        Efficient. I like it.

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    TV too low. Set on box.

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      Too much echo, too. Throw some shit on the walls. Shit you enjoy looking at. Then less echo.

      Quick edit: TV speakers, egregious sin from me. If this person is always using headphones, ignore, but that’s so not common and the couch suggests guests. 50USD beginner Logitech or Pebble 2.1 PC Speaker+sub set and a 3.5mm-to-RCA adapter (if the TV doesn’t have a headphone jack) and you’re golden. Shoot, a set of pebbles without the sub would be 100x better than the TV speakers and that’s like 20-30 moneys… but do yourself a favor and at least get a lil sub. Even the ultra shy lil pebble sub makes a pretty big difference.

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      Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

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        Ooh look at Mr Moneybags with his two crates. Us poors are over here with our plebian cardboard we pulled from a dumpster while you’re living it up with your latticed plastic.

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          Oooh, look at Mr Fancy over here, i just sat on the floor to fix the problem

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            Oooh lookie here at Mr “I have a floor because I don’t live in a hole”. Must be nice with all that foundation to flaunt.

            • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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              I’m Mr Meeseeks, look at me!

            • derAbsender@piefed.social
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              silence from the poor Souls that do not have Internet to contribute to this hilarious Jab and find Joy by watching Grass grow

              • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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                Oh la di da, look at this captain of industry with his “grass” and his “joy”. Some of us get by on momentary distraction by a passing cloud.

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      Yep. Raise the TV to eye level. Then there are no remaining problems with this setup.

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    The beers are getting warm

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      Drink faster

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        There are 7 cans on the floor, not counting the open one. A .5l can of beer warms by 10…15 degrees in about half an hour. If the tempo is set to 15 minutes a can, by the middle of the stack you’ll get 3…4 cans of piss warm beer.

        So realistically to get all of them chill, you need to do at the pace of 5…7 minutes a can. Can be done of you’re into turning your evening into a sporting event.

        The TV is ugly low, that’s right.

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          What if they have underfloor cooling/heating? Maybe it is cranked down and keeping the beer mildly cool

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            Underfloor cooling is really rare (basically never used) because if you cool the floor to near/below the dew point, you’ll get water condensing on it.

            Normally you want that water condensing somewhere with a good drain, so you get dehumidification too.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The TV should be a bit higher so it’s easier to view while laying back in the seat. Go find a construction site and snag yourself an empty cable spool to use as a table.

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      I was going to say the box that the TV came in but whatever works

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        That’s too thin and wouldn’t raise it high enough.

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      It might fit on that fireplace mantle…

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