If 1 is a bad shot and hits 2 non-lethally (or misses entirely), then 1 might be the only one who dies.

Or if 1 hesitates and 2 just steps off of the board.

Of course they don’t know what it means.

Next, ask them to define what ‘woke’ is.

Sherman tank edition

But the Sherman is relatively small as far as tanks go, both in modern context and even back in its day.

The Sherman was the smaller, lighter, cheaper tank that wasn’t as good as most of its rivals on the battlefield, but made up for it by being cheaper and easier to produce, so they were able to field more of them and win through numbers.

Weirdest political compass meme I’ve ever seen.

Who’s the bottom right?

Even he had standards and his beef was with the us gov not with kids

He did train a lot of kids to be suicide bombers, though…

What if worrying about this causes you to be super-annoying?

• Maybe all my friends secretly hate me and think I’m super annoying.

• Could that weird cramping feeling be the first signs of cancer?

• Did I make sure my door fully latched? What if it blows open in the wind, my cat gets out, and some car runs over them?

In my girlfriend’s current job, all PTO always expires on January 1st, no matter how old it is, no matter how much or how little you have saved up.

Which is just fucking madness.

• If you want to take a vacation in the springtime? Go fuck yourself. Nobody can take a substantial vacation in the early months of the year because nobody has accrued very much PTO yet.

• If you want to take a vacation in the summer (as many people do), you can only ever use about half of your yearly PTO for it, so if she wants to go on a summer vacation, she’s limited to about 1 week instead of the 2 weeks she supposedly gets. A full 2-week vacation could only ever be taken in December.

• Pretty much everybody there will have some PTO wasted, because even if you earned that PTO on December 31st, it sill expires on January 1st. The only way you could theoretically use up all your PTO is if you had one day’s worth left and took December 31st as your day off.

And add to all of that bullshit, they still do the other bullshit of having to pretty-please request PTO, which the bosses will often deny because they’re (deliberately) understaffed and apparently incapable of operating the business at all if they’re missing even one employee. And even worse on top of that, their management structure is very shitty and every manager always wants to pass the buck – there isn’t just one person she needs to get permission from: she needs to ask at least 4 different managers, including the company owner, and they all need to agree on the schedule for time off.

Oklahoma?

I had a greedy capitalist boss once who wanted to deny unpaid time off.

I literally told him, “I’m not going to be here on those days. If I still have a job when I get back, that’s nice. If I don’t, that’s okay too.” I’m not going to work at any job that thinks they own me like a slave. And guess what – when I came back, I did still have a job.

And … is this not better?

Also, occasionally call the cops to report property stolen … property you never actually had in the first place. But it will increase reported crimes in your neighborhood and help decrease property values.

Okay, now pay business registration taxes on every single one of those subsidiaries.

What you’re describing is a corrupt government. It’s not the norm.

Are we pretending that corruption isn’t the norm?

Since when do cops clean anything?

Do yourself a favor and switch to water instead.

You’ve got to remember that in maga-brain, “bad people” translates to “non-white people”.

For once, I agree.

Writing is hell. Not writing is hell. The only tolerable state is having just written.