Damn, elect a comedian, get a fucking leader.

Well… That makes it oddly appropriate then.

Canadian in Ontario, only if there is no alternative will I buy American.

I thought writers were actually drinkers with a writing problem?

Hey so, I serve in a NATO military. Here is my statement:

Fuck Trump, fuck anyone that supports him and fuck those that allowed the USA to get this shite. Any American that opposes him, I will buy you a drink.

Hmmm, I feel like an Mp3 player should be part of this collage.

Trueborns, quiaff?

Little did they know that these were parallel investigations.

Boston is essentially the American version of Halifax.

If like a nice stick too.

I thought that the Irish were traditionally not too keen on foreign assholes coming over and taking their stuff?

He has many boyfriends, some of whom are actually adults. You will have to be more specific.

Why? Are you providing gender affirming care?

Yes, but it’s like the restaurant decided that everyone else wanted turd soup regardless of what they had ordered. So much so in fact, that the stench is now permeating into the neighboring coffee shop and chip truck.

I wonder, would Canada support South Korea here?

Poor leopards must be suffering from obesity at this point.

The Australian version is: Invent new sport. No one else in the world is insane enough to play it.

You called?

Actually not that bad considering the $300 billion he paid to Iran to bitch out of a war he started…

It is a “special military operation” comrade! You must understand this!