I’m probably the most introverted client mine has ever had.

Thanks for having something close to my idea for me to steal. Yoink!

I hate the word snek and similar nonsense, but I’m this case I’ll make an exception.

Starting pre-laxative, good. _Post-laxative though… Oof. Worst time loop ever.

Nah, you just spend the day doing other stuff instead.

I haven’t been happy since my medication levels brought my normal up from -80% to a whopping 120%, but then leveled back off to -30%. It was great.

We wouldn’t need any of this if Trump’s supporters actually had the ethics or morals they loudly claim they champion.

The question isn’t if I’d press the button, but how many times can I press it before it breaks.

Great, next things we know they’re gonna be making kawaii missiles with boobs which blast slurs over all radio frequencies when launched.

So far. Humanity still has lots of 21st century to ruin after all, and that’s not even counting the planetary climate disaster.

Too late dipshits.

This isn’t a deal, it’s extortion. Fuck the Orange Jackass.

Where the fuck were all of these assholes a year ago?