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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • IT guy here:

    If I ask you if you turned it off and back on and you say yes, I tend to believe you. But if I look and I see that the uptime for the computer proves that you lied, this is the look I give you. And then I’ll reboot and there’s a good chance that the problem will be solved.

    I’ll have enough grace to say that maybe we had different ways of describing what you intended to do when “rebooting,” but inside I know that you lied to me because you believe that IT people recommend this step because you think we’re lazy and trying to make you go away. No. We suggest it because it often works. And if you’d try it before you called the helpline, that’d cut our calls in half.


  • Well it’s only socialism when you give money to brown people.

    You left out unwed mothers, people with disabilities, and anyone else who isn’t a racist, fascist, or otherwise piece of shit. It’s only socialism when society deems you to be deserving of help. When you’re just an asshole, it’s crowdfunding against the woke mind virus.

    It’s a subtle difference that these cretins couldn’t possibly comprehend because there is no distinction (that it’s actually socialism) because they’re as dumb as a rock. But try explaining that to them and watch them sputter about cancel culture.