The old witchcraft trial.
If the paper is so badly written that it fails then it will be declared AI-free. (If she drowns then she wasn’t a witch)
I did use 60% witchcraft, but they didn’t notice since they’re too busy looking for AI these days.
It’s really just that AI detectors are snake oil
They’re not. GPTZero has false positive rate under 1% for creative writing. More to the point, if you’re writing so poorly and robotically that it gets detected as AI, you deserve it.
It’s like when I used to play Black ops and battlefield 3, eventually because it wad the summer after I graduated, I basically played all day.
Eventually I was getting accused of using hacks for about 25% of my games.
The kicker: I wasn’t particularly good based on the scoreboard, but after you kill the same guy 3 times through a wall because you can hear his footsteps with your headset and just spray through the wall, he gets suspicious (and probably doesn’t play nearly as much)
I actually was in the top 50 worldwide for MW3 for pistol kills for awhile because for about 2 months all I did in that game was dual wield pistols, sprint after people in games that are more close quarters and go to town on my triggers.
I always liked being accused of hacking, because it made me feel like I wasn’t garbage at the games.
Now I’d probably get accused of being a default bot lmao
Your writing reflects a higher than normal degree of literacy. Ergo, AI use detected.
It’s actually the opposite. AI writing sounds like corpo-speak. It’s soulless, ugly, and extremely obvious.
I’ve spent about 30,000 hours reading in my life. If you think I can’t tell you’re using a token predictor for your “essay,” you’re fucking insane.
That, or my man really loves a bullet point and an emdash.
I love using emdashes in my papers, but I stopped because of AI
I am in this picture and i dont like it
Yep, it’s a compliment. Sadly.
This is why I had to quit school.
Because you write like an AI advertisement?
You copy&paste too much of your code.
Might be doing a masters next year and god I hope that isnt a problem. Im sure it will be, but one can hope
It’s not. I work in academia. Dumb, illiterate students think they’re sneaky and they’re not. The only way to get in trouble for using AI is to use AI.
Personally, if I had that shit pulled on me, I would probably demand to know their process of grading papers. Because from what I’ve been reading, a lot of teachers and lecturers are starting to use AI tools to assist them.
And as far as I’m concerned, if I have paid an absolute fucking fortune to be there and be taught by human beings, I’m expecting them to actually do their fucking jobs and not hand it off to Elon Musk’s plagiarist CP machine. Especially if they’re going to be going around accusing students of using AI.
Can’t have you getting away without claiming any AI use or else the Jensen Wong bubble might pop even earlier.
She’s possessed by a daemon!
