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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

Stop hoarding

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Stop hoarding

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    40 minutes ago

    Or am I undercucumbered?

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • Farid@startrek.website
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    13 hours ago

    My brother and I have been calling it that ever since Oblivion came out.

  • gnufuu@lemmy.ca
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    One of my Baldur’s Gate parties came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao

  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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    18 hours ago

    Me when my inventory is 95% filled with water.

  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    15 hours ago

    Is this “don’t buy too much cucumbers, you don’t need then”-awareness month? Asking for a friend

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      This is “you are an absolute fool for planting that second cucumber plant” month.

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        12 hours ago

        Thanks, I finally feel seen. I mean, my friend does

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      14 hours ago

      just make pickles by the barrel

  • squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi
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    16 hours ago

    Sadly, I’m under-cucumbered since @moistbones@lemmy.world stopped posting to !ich_iel@feddit.org

    • Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de
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      They did? Oh no, I just thought the posts were very irregular.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Ich bin Gurken-Rick!

  • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    How many are rotting in your fridge right now?

  • hypnicjerk@piefed.social
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    17 hours ago

    something’s not quite right…

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      This is a really good shop honestly

  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

    Time to make some agua de pepino.

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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      One time my dad gave me 37 cucumbers from his friend’s farm, and I was just sitting there staring at a fridge completely full of cucumbers displacing everything else like what the hell do I do with 37 cucumbers???

      Most recipes online are like, use 1 cucumber and 8 potatoes… I need a much higher cucumber to everything else ratio. I eventually found an ancient website online from the 90’s outlining someone’s grandma’s recipe for peasant Polish soup from “the war”. It was like a whole damn cucumber quest.

      It was ok. Really made you feel like a peasant.

      • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip
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        I’d probably pickle them all. But then again, I love pickles.

        If you don’t love pickles, probably not a good idea.

      • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s quite a story. Cucumber soup sounds not good. Agua fresca is the way to go. Maybe make a Japanese Sunomono salad. Obviously just make pickles.

        • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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          Yeah I didn’t know about this back then, and I didn’t think of pickles for some reason. I was hyper fixated on a “meal” solution

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            Idk about you but pickles can be a meal, maybe add some deli meat, cheese, and crackers, but honestly just pickles is good too.

  • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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    …and me sitting over here unencumbered…

  • Damarus@feddit.org
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    17 hours ago

    Why would you put the items that can be picked up there, if you don’t want me to pick them all up? Who understands games man…

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