Opposite effect. Wear hats so much feel awkward without one
Is that David Faustino?
He was 15 when UHF released, so no.
I wear a hat so often that my employees did not recognize me the one time I didn’t. They were saying how my hair wasn’t how they expected lol.
Floofy curly hair?
No, very straight but a side part and huge cowlick
I like a nice Crown, and a Tiara for the wife. Oh, the admiring looks we get when we’re out on the town.
I’m gonna go ahead and blame schools for being so strictly anti-hat. Kids would get in trouble for wearing them. Head-coverings in general were forbidden unless they were religious in nature, so many kids never got a chance to get used to wearing them.
It made me feel strange seeing so many kids’ shows with characters that wear hats all the time. Hats were like a forbidden accessory in my childhood, and now even though I’m out in the “adult world,” they feel too weird to even try.
My daughter’s k-8 school here in California actually allows hats. Kinda blew my mind.
See you know what’s funny? In my early school years, hats were mandatory. I got bought a dorky thing that got me made fun of, and I hated it.
I now have a complex where I feel weird about wearing hats.
I decided that being a father allows me to look more silly. Now the hats (and their protective properties) are in my arsenal.
Just gonna put this here:
I knew this would be here. Thank you for your service 😌
Oooo it’s not often I see a Brian David Gilbert reference in the wild
Me either. This is his best song in my opinion.
Caterpillars is pretty fire too
I’m the opposite. I feel like I’m naked if I’m outside without a hat and everyone is judging me for it.
Hey guys, check out Mr. 1850s here!
If you don’t know about the history of hats, it’s surprisingly fascinating lol
You aren’t fully dressed until you’ve got your hat. Send me back a century its difficult to find good quality hats these days and the sizes are more generic.
Especially uncomfortable when my hair is grown a little too much and haven’t had the time to shave yet
I have long hair and thats half the reason i wear a hat. Keeps it under control and the wind pushing little strands around on top of my head and in my face really bothers me.
yeah this is me with a beanie on for decades now,
but its like the master sword, i only break the hair out when its needed! ( to get attention from cuties!)
Ho ho, a wild fleem in their natural habitat
Interacting and shit!
I gotta plan for that, the rats nest of hat hair doesn’t always win them over
That, plus I’d rather have hat hair all over my whole head than just one dent across the middle from my headphones.
I think the fundamental issue is that I’m a T-shirt kinda guy and nothing except a baseball cap goes right with a T-shirt. A lot of the other hats need something like a suit to make sense.
A Gilligan bucket hat would be fine. Or a gardening-type straw hat.
I used to wear skater beanies/egg shells with tshirts. I also used to dress more like a skater though.
A bucket hat can work. I can’t pull it off personally but I’ve known people who rocked it
Non-trans people and potential eggs:
Gender dysphoria can often feel exactly like this, with a tube amp attached.
The hat goes on the head!
Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Banana! Banana! Banana!
I tried being a hat guy back in my early twenties. Didn’t work. Dunno why.
I went through a flat cap/pipe smoking phase. :/
Honestly, not my worst phase, but far from my best.
Did you try the beard with no mustache variation? Kind of an Amish Tuba Player thing?
Gotta go all the way with the handlebar mustache and penny-farthing too.
I went a way worse direction: theology books.
Lol at first I thought you meant flat BILL hat and was super confused. I wasn’t sure if you were an old timey guy who happened to like limp bizkit, or a crackhead.
I think you have to pick a hat type which fits your head shape, but I wouldn’t know how to do that. But I think a skinny face would be weird in a bowler hat for example.
I saw that Travolta’s been rocking a beret recently, and he’s pulling it off nicely.
This site has nice guides on how to tell your face shape and what hats work well with a given shape
There’s been a purple and black oversized beanie on my head for every single day for about a year now. I love this hat.
I hope you’ve washed it during that time frame 😉
Uh, no. :(
But it’s been put directly on my freshly showered head a bunch, and when I pull it over my eyes to nap, smells like lavender. I’ve no idea if my hat is dirty or not.
Why indeed, always feels wrong
