I never lost respect for my parents.

Uh… yeah, that’s it.

I had a stripper GF for about 8 months. She seemed to like me. She worked at the Pink Poodle in San Jose, also we were in art together in high school.

She stole from me to buy drugs I didn’t even know she used. I was pretty naive when I was young.

Here’s the largest solar farm in California. It covers sand. Also, solar panels don’t block 100% of the light getting to the ground, so different species of plants and animals can live and thrive under them. The land under solar panels is not lost to natural use. Life will adapt.

That said, solar panels over car parks is also a good idea. Both things can be true.

Half-way around the world, a Filipino teenager contemplates answering, while staring at an upskirt shot of an old woman.

Movie mash-ups.

Back to the Future and Tron.

Blade Runner and Hawaii 5-0

Truman and Silo.

Mrs. Doubtfire and John Wick.

When I was around this age, my best friend told me he liked coming to my house because my family was normal. But, I liked going to his house because sometimes they walked around naked. (This was the 70s, a lot of weird shit was happening then.)

Right up there with “your you’re and yarp”

Whatever works. One record is nearly 3000m deep for over two hours.

Yeah, I would be too. Five damn weeks early? Who’s going to take care of my kid? I didn’t plan for this. (You know that’s what they’re thinking.)

Wait, you guys have real friends?

Puppy died alone.

A rhetorical question is a question asked for effect or emphasis, not expecting an answer.

Why would anyone spend time with people who don’t like them?

I realized this fully around age 27. I wish I never had. For me, it was pie though. Pie is superior to cake in every way.

All we can do is use the word correctly, and maybe, if you feel like it, correct other’s use of it.

We’ve nearly lost “envy”, and hundreds of other words due to people using words incorrectly. But, as we all know, language is as alive as the people who use it, and it changes right along with us.

A more interesting story, to me, is the discovery that we’re all talking less and less:

Psychologists discovered that, since 2005, the average person has spoken less each year than the year before, by approximately 338 fewer words per day.

As if he’s not in complete control of when it ends.

Really? I would have thought German would have good swear words.

No, I didn’t know that “saying”, but I’m glad I do now.