Don’t make anti religion jokes at work unless you’re with people you know well and that they will be ok with it, and you’re in a private area.
My experience is that when comedy fails, it’s the comedian’s fault. Even when the material is terrific and the crowd is lame, the fault is the comedian not reading the room.
A comedian blaming the crowd is like a carpenter blaming the hammer.
Sometimes, the crowd is the joke
Not living up to your name
Well the hammer in question has a wooden head and a metal handle.
I have a metal handled wooden mallet, bet it’s done more actual work than 99.9% of hammers.
I’m a forklift mechanic and every comment above mine is full of shit.
My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid
Props if true, that’s a hard job. I’m a field service engineer(glorified mechanic) for shit that couldn’t arrive on site, much less be installed without forklifts.
The way to reset the error codes on a Crown PC4500 pallet jack is to scroll to service using the onboard menu and enter the four digit password, select Events, and go to 3.2, 3.2.1 if you’re on older firmware and hit enter.
There are 8 bolts in the stock wheel of an SP3500. 4 holding the motor down, 5 holding the dash on and four holding the top two light panels, two on each side and a fan on the right. Every bolt holding the frame of the panel is 9/16in and is held on with a lockwasher.
Not a mallet, a hammer.
Me, who has used wrenches and the back of a hatchet to drive in nails: I don’t think it matters.
Define the difference
Mallets are usually used for striking surfaces, hammers are usually used for driving something into something.
I’m all confused now, what am I doing driving pins into their sockets with my dead blow mallet by striking them on the surface of their head? :)
What the joke & structure? What’s the setup? What’s the punchline? Asking legitimately so I can hear your comedic take.
The punchline was about how religion and prostitution are two of the oldest professions known to humanity only superseded by being a farmer.
I guess you haven’t learned the unwritten rule on the three things you don’t talk about in the workplace: sex, religion, and politics.
You got sex and religion in there, did you also try to work something in there about politics too?
This is so american, people should talk about politics
I called religion a profession/business. I think that covers it.
This is unwise. Best case is people don’t laugh at a lame variation of a very old joke, worst case is you lose your job for expressing intolerance of people’s religion and/or for being demeaning towards women. Middle case is you get a lecture by HR.
Unless your workplace is a comedy club, maybe stick to dad jokes. You’re being paid to work, not be an edgy comedian. And your co-workers are most certainly not being paid to laugh at your jokes.
If your workplace was a comedy club, the audience is still not being paid to laugh at your jokes and a big part of your job would be to read the room.
What’s your setup? I do joke writing as a hobby.
Oh cool! Show us! Can you write joke about Amelia Earhart? No coconut crabs, that’s too easy.
I could have sworn I had one, alas it’s nowhere to be found.
Like God when someone really needs she/he/they?
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You need better co-workers.
They do but they also need to learn how to function professionally and not have fend people just because they figured out how. Doing so doesn’t make them special or clever, it just makes them an asshole even if their coworkers are also assholes.
Indeed.
Yeah, best not to socialize too much in that way. I used to work a contract government gig and would usually be the only person there at 5am to avoid traffic/get home early for kids and the only other person to come in pre-8am was an extremely religious person (well, and a janitor who believed in nephilim who had human decendants who walked along us— but he didn’t socialize, so much a listen to crazy shit while cleaning)
Anyway, you better believe I didn’t share my dark athiest humor and still got along fine somehow, maybe since I let out just enough edgyness to be interesting without being alienating. It’s indeed walking on eggshells, but so is having pro-trans views, anti-capitalist views, etc.; that’s what we have online circles on Lemmy for.
This joke isn’t to say that I don’t get along with my coworkers. Just that a joke about religion and prostitution being two of the oldest professional only surpassed by farming, didn’t go over well.
Have you considered not being an asshole?
Jokes don’t necessarily make you an asshole, even with sensitive topics, it’s about good faith in it being light-hearted. Jokes bridge the gap in talking about topics that are uncomfortable normally.
For example, I have a good friend who is disabled who I game with. My friend group calls him Cripple, and I’ll also give him a hard time about by mentioning things about his specific handicap and he’ll call me an ableist fuck, but he knows it’s not being said in a mean way.
What’s worse to him? Being treated different just because he’s handicapped. He’d rather have that banter and feel like part of the group, not isolated.
Of course. It all depends on context.
No, they do. They do. If you know you’re in an inappropriate setting and still do the joke, joke’s on you. It would be exactly the same if it was the other way around.
Don’t joke with things people care about if you’re not willing to come off as an asshole. You’re not doing a Netflix special. You don’t have ‘jesters’ privilege’ if no one sees you as a jester, but as a coworker.
Why would I?
Good question.
