Sure, let me make a web request when the user presses the back button. Can’t see anything wrong with making the user wait every time.

For all who forgot their weird dream:
Pad out the argumentive part of the introduction by replacing the food talk with explaining your strongest held opinion on urban planing. Most people think you just forgot to tell them about your dream and won’t ask out of politeness.

If I haven’t taken any photos in a month and no selfies in the last few it’s a sign I need to do more cool stuff.

If you want your 1.5 acres, you better not complain that the bus comes twice a day and the only doctor in the area retired 3 years ago.

I’m sorry I don’t know all the arcane incantations of your court system of the top of my head.

What would the defense say? “That wasn’t him, just someone who looks similar.”
They already claim that by pleading innocent at the start.

One day you will be able to circumnavigate the great wall of the Netherlands by boat.
To visit you take a elevator down from the water line to the bike rental.

Does it count if I have to google which key to hold down to enter the boot menu or bios every time? There are 12 function keys and esc.